It annoys me way more than it should when I see a young kid with a Facebook profile… There’s an age limit for a reason. I wish that parents were smart enough to say, “Sorry, little guy/gal… No Facebook for you until you’re older.”
I also despise businesses that can’t seem to figure out how to make a page for their business that is NOT a personal profile page.
Finally, I just don’t fucking understand couples that share a Facebook profile. We get it, you’re together… But you’re allowed to have your own personal identities too. Ugh.
I hate you all.

When I was a little girl (like 4 or 5) I went to ShowBiz Pizza with some combination of family members. We played games and won tickets and all that jazz. At the end of the evening, I went through and spent my points on all kinds of crappy trinkets… as is standard practice at such venues. At a certain point, I’m sure my mom got impatient and started “helping” me pick smaller items to use up all my tickets. That is how I ended up with the Chinese finger trap.
As we were riding home in the car, I was playing with my crappy little toys and happened to stick my fingers in the ends of the finger trap… I had no idea what it was, or how to use it, and so when I went to pull my fingers out… They got stuck. I panicked. SUPER panicked. PULLING as hard as I could, trying to free myself. I was only released when the whole cheaply made contraption came apart completely. It was very very scary. Enough that, even 25 years later, seeing a Chinese finger trap brings back the memory of that terrible night.

Get yours at TIMBEELO. Only… don’t. :/

Rarely do I eat more than a few bites of ice cream. I’m not a giant fan, really. This is so much the case that, just yesterday, I threw away four partially eaten containers of ice cream because they had gotten freezer burn from not being touched. That said, I’ve totally eaten like half of the pint of this stuff! I’m absolutely going to regret it later when I feel like shit… But for now, it’s well worth it. :)
*Edit: Yeah. Scratch that. I ate the whole thing. :( That’s my shame face.

“Celebrating the Indiana Soybean Industry with themed entertainment throughout the Fair, fun soybean activities and educational displays honoring the $3 Billion industry in our state!”

My favorite moment of Breaking Bad, thus far.

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